Holy shit
Ever crossed in front of a charter bus as it honked its horn? Forget the ruptured ear drum, I think my heart just exploded.
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Holy shit Ever crossed in front of a charter bus as it honked its horn? Forget the ruptured ear drum, I think my heart just exploded.
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March 31, 2011: Remember it A man had a double chin but only had hair growth on chin dos. Think I just witnessed evolution of the human scarf.
Awww A homeless man just stopped and gave some of his candy to another homeless man who was sitting on the sidewalk. Just presh.
Just sayin' If you have a dog and have to put an muzzle around its mouth, you probably should not be walking it in public.
That's a job well done Wearing flats, walking on a flat side walk, just rolled my ankle.
A different kind of burn Nothing makes you re-focus on your workout quite like a bicep curl to the nipple.
I'm drowning above water The shampoo gal had b.o. Not the best 15 minutes of my day.
Size matters My umbrella versus a golf umbrella. My umbrella, and my face, lose.
East coast A man just gagged on his soup and another cannot keep his dentures secured to his gums. NY doesn't have homeless, but they have people with homes who are disgusting
Titles McGee Auto correct, I do in fact mean to use the word 'tits' and have never intended to say 'titles'. Thank you.
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