May as well be Super Bowl JHDOUAHOJBR2
Alright Super Bowl, I think it's time to can the Roman numerals. Nobody knows them that high.
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May as well be Super Bowl JHDOUAHOJBR2 Alright Super Bowl, I think it's time to can the Roman numerals. Nobody knows them that high.
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That's not very professional This is how my Mom uses LinkedIn:
Susan Evanco has sent you a message. Date: 2/02/2012 Subject: you Cute Pic!!! momma I beg to differ News headline:
'Soap Opera Actor Nick Santino Commits Suicide After Euthanizing His Dog Friend'. Yea, cat people are the crazy ones. Thank you for your willingness Homeless Man: "I'll be your baby daddy."
Although I'm extremely flattered, being impregnated by a homeless person is not the direction I'm ready for my life to head. Tough road ahead I'm going to take 2012 to master the following:
1) Do a better job remembering to zip up my fly 2) Keep my lips closed until I have swallowed ALL of the beverage in my mouth .... starting tomorrow. She must have been a podiatrist in her last life Barefoot Contessa walked into a cheese shop and said:
"Mmm, it smells so good in here!" There's no way she legitimately thought that. That is some bright and rapid flashing Surprised they haven't banned light up shoes yet, they're like a walk by seizure inducer.
Incorrect To the lady dragging her cane: I think you're using it wrong.
Fun bag central I never feel more out of place for not having a boob job then at the gym in San Diego.
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