Please stop talking and put my groceries away
Bag Boy: "Hendrick's Gin, huh? You know it's not Jimmy Henricks gin. Wouldn't that be cool if like, after you drank it you got like all trippy?"
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Please stop talking and put my groceries away Bag Boy: "Hendrick's Gin, huh? You know it's not Jimmy Henricks gin. Wouldn't that be cool if like, after you drank it you got like all trippy?"
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You're clapping If you play the symbols, can you consider yourself a musician?
G-ross Just saw a woman suck on her kids pacifier then stick it in his mouth.
Say what? Just witnessed a Mexican speaking Spanish in a very thick Chinese accent. Whoa.
Just call a spade, a spade I love the Plan B commercial: "The morning after your birth control fails..." Mmm, no. The morning after you fail.
He must be new Just watched a blind man (assuming blindness as he had one of those feeler sticks) walk into not one, but TWO consecutive poles on the sidewalk. He then proceeded to run into a group of people who were waiting to cross the street.
Nooooo! Can I sue the movie industry for thinking that it's OK to make a movie about people my parents age having casual sex. My eyes. MY EYES!
Captain obvious News Man: "So, what do you think they are using to start these arson car fires?"
Police Man: "I'm not sure, and it is hard to say exactly, but I would speculate they are using some sort of combustible substance." |