I think my neck exploded
NEVER sneeze while your head is turned.
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Not even sure it's actual food Olive Garden, you amaze me. You continue to out nastify yourself.
What the hell is wrong with you Some 21 year old at the bar on a Wednesday night: "I made a promise to God, you know, JC, that I will only fuck a girl if I can look her in the eyes."
Gotta love the exceptions of religious people. When was the last time someone named their baby, Pamela?
Sandwich roulette The Subway sandwich lady gets so excited when I walk in because she "knows" my order. She greets me and very quickly starts putting my sando together, then looks up with a huge smile on her face and says, "right?!". I don't have the heart to tell her that it's not right, or that she puts different stuff on it every time
I'm sorry I feel extra terrible for fat women with no boobs. They can't even store fat to their benefit
A not so revealing study I would like to thank CNN for their revealing new study: "Obese kids get bullied more". No shit. This just in: Kids with head-gear stand no chance.
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