Close the loop
A woman tried to hand me a flyer while saying, "Jesus Christ saves."
Well, he's not saving paper.
Well, he's not saving paper.
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Close the loop A woman tried to hand me a flyer while saying, "Jesus Christ saves."
Well, he's not saving paper.
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A God Damn Genius "That's how you lose money. You buy high and you sell low."
Sound financial advice from the man who lives at the bus stop. That's a lot of bacteria My ear buds fell onto the bathroom floor at the gym. I'm mentally prepared to be deaf in 24 hours.
That's not a fun party gift "And I brought some corn for popping." Brought popcorn? Who invited that guy.
That's not worth putting on a cap It's a real let down when your Snapple fact sucks.
Only a gay orgy could love that face By the looks on the faces of 3 men leaving the gym, something very suspect just went on in the men's locker room.
I think my face is gone I'm pretty sure someone just flushed a fireball down their toilet because there is no way that shower water can naturally reach such a temperature.
Insightful A woman on the news was being interviewed about trains and was asked: "What do you like about trains?"
Answer: "I dunno, they move and take you places." There's nothing it can't do Mr. Clean Magic Eraser is a woman's Swiss Army knife.
So gross Just walked by a pigeon eating vomit. I almost graced him with a second course.
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